NEWSFLASH: In a hastily arranged press conference, Vladimir Putin has announced that he’s leaving the Moscow Basketshooters to go join the San Antonio Spurs in what could be the first of many of NBA’s titles. Putin has always wanted to take coveted Larry O’Brian Trophy back to Kremlin and shove it inside his crowded trophy case. To showcase his enthusiasm and stamina Putin has begun his training by swimming in the Gulf of Mexico.
The Moscow Basketshooters are currently ranked first in the MBA (Moscow Basketball Association). They used to be called the Crimean Troublemakers until the team went through an ownership change through a hostile take-over by a rival team, the East Ukrainian Rebels. According to the MBA Putin is 8′ 2″, but the NBA thinks he might be a couple of inches shorter.
The Spurs welcomed the news of Putin’s decision as it solves the central problem at the center…
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